I think I'm way funnier than I really am
All She Wanted Was To Be Loved
Gotta do it
I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash
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(via neon-gay-dreams)
grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you
“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol
Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.
I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.
u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism
“You should eat vegetables”
Damn feminists are at it again.
Men can be raped, and the law should reflect that
Very few countries criminalise the rape of men, at the hands of both men and women, and it needs to change.
LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!
This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.
if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.
(via fuckyahumor)
ok i deleted that last post cuz it was dark but my point on pretzel buns still stands
just going off this sentence i literally cant imagine the content of the deleted post
(via untexting)
today’s the day
fuck I posted this a day late
Time is an illusion you fuck.
(via perks-of-being-chinese)





